02.09
48390

burdge:

ok but hear me out- what about a lightning bolt scar that looked like real lightning?

dead-wolfwood:

hey guys im thinking of getting a wig but i cant choose between these two.. could you help me out??

do you guys like:

1-

image

or 2-

image

??

I like number one!

02.09
43209

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
02.09
76607

gay-of-demonic-charm:

newyorksjojo:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

finally, a shiny McDonald’s

oh MY GOD
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT FUCKING IS

02.09
22939

theacenightwatch:

classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

I like this better than the anti-smoking advertisements on TV that try to scare the shit out of you.

02.09
3765

mtvstyle:

Samira Wiley looks perfect at the Emmys k bai

02.09
28672
  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02.09
167097

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

image

02.09
179615

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

bangstilinski:

Paolo from The Lizzie McGuire Movie is the reason I have trust issues.

01.09
78198

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

01.09
21697

nymre:

yawns

01.09
16992

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

01.09
11794

ladyskorpia:

KARKAT: !@#$%^&

KARKAT: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SHITWAD?!

SOLLUX: *cough* 2uck…iit…

Sollux, you diick.

01.09
279403
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